Do you post any pics on reddit?
I have in the past. Mainly naked ones. I don’t anymore, because fuck it. I don’t drink alone as much as I used to and don’t feel like having validation from fuckin creeps. It got… Weird.
I’ve also posted pictures of my hair and makeup on their respective boards, but not for like, at least a year.
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"foreign names are so complicated!!"
coming from people who have 50 ways to spell ashley
So the husband is going out to see his girlfriend, What’s His Butt is out to brunch with his girlfriend.
Aaaaaaaand I have to stay home and clean the house because we have to catch a flight to Florida tonight.
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
"I have done bad things. I can’t take them back, and they are part of who I am. Most of the time, they seem like the only thing I am."
Ugh. Just don’t be a creep.
It ain’t that hard.